We have all seen the infamous clip of Ceedee missing the ball in his own end zone because the sun was beating down directly onto the end zone, causing a major glare for Ceedee. Well it looks like Ceedee is training to catch the ball without being able to see it after his newest training drill of throwing a plastic grocery bag over his head. For a minute, when I saw this drill, I thought that Jerry Jones had officially got him to join the dark side and got him on some real Texan racist shit.

It’s hilarious because after the FIFA World Cup, where they required him to have curtains, he is now open to having them tinted. It literally took an entirely different sport for him to go, “Well, maybe this is a good idea. And maybe I don’t need to think about glory holes 24/7”. I mean, this guy is an absolute joke of a GM when it comes to personnel contract decisions and general player development. He is the most self-centered piece of shit that needs to step down, go bathe in some oil, and have some dude interview him and playcate him on his mega yacht 24/7 so I don’t need to see him on my screen anymore. The dude has single-handedly ruined Romo and Dak’s careers and will never admit that he had anything to do with it. His teams have been riddled with mediocrity after the 90s, and it’s a joke that we haven’t been able to get to the conference championship one time in the 21st century. Even the fucking Bears have made it. It’s a joke.

When will this dude realize that he’s a cancer for the team and he needs to hire someone that’s not on the verge of going on hospice care and has a non-biased opinion in the contract negotiations and allowing randoms into the facility. All he cares about is making money, so he lets random fans walk into the facility during practices; he does training camp in SoCal for the bigger market; it’s an absolute joke.

Ceedee is just trying his best to play well so he gets paid well, and I can’t hate it. I mean, he looks like a bum that they just picked up off the street but it wouldn’t be the first time this training camp that a random stranger snuck onto a training camp.

So, ya, Ceedee, do you and fuck the haters. Also, fuck Jerry Jones.

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